Join me as a write a letter in an attempt to get the best response I can. Intrigued?
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The letter…
My sincereness mister Winsborough, I take great displeasure and heaviness of heart, I found your boy beneath my kitchen window. (2)
I did discover his peaceful corpse beneath the window while I was cooling a pie in the evening air. (3)
I did immediately make haste to the honourable guard of my local Ward, who came with haste to inspect the corpse. (2)
The guard did report that the death was grimly brutal, but he died swiftly and defending himself fiercely. (-1)
I offer my heartfelt infinite condolences to you and your whole family, and humbly request you make haste to my abode to take care of your dear boys corpse. (2)
Yours, Sir Reginald Farquath
Published: 7 February 2024