Skip to content

Long Distance Call - Creative Writing (Sketch)

Published on May 25, 2008

Long Distance Call - Creative Writing (Sketch)

Phone on table, centre stage. Phone rings.

X : (Enters from Stage L, Answers phone) Hello?
Y : Hello.

X : Who’s this?

Y : Oh yes, sorry, God here. How are you?

X : Fine thanks.

Y : Good. Is life alright?

X : Yeah, no complaints.

Y : No faults or problems, or complaints?

X : No, not really, none that I can think of.

Y : Good, marvellous. Ok, goodbye then.

X : Bye.

Phone down, X leaves the stage at Stage L.

If you like what you're reading, support my work

100s of amazing Mac apps
100s of amazing Mac apps

Looking to supercharge your Mac with 100s of apps to choose from and one low monthly price? Take a look at Setapp from MacPaw.

Get Setapp
Great keyboards for work and play
Great keyboards for work and play

Keychron makes some of the best mechanical keyboards around, wired or wireless, for Mac and Windows.

Shop Keychron

Join my mailing list

My roughly fortnightly newsletter, sent via Substack.

Latest issue: Don't let the Sun go down on Open Source (24/09/2026)

View archive