Phone on table, centre stage. Phone rings.
X : (Enters from Stage L, Answers phone) Hello?
Y : Hello.
X : Who's this?
Y : Oh yes, sorry, God here. How are you?
X : Fine thanks.
Y : Good. Is life alright?
X : Yeah, no complaints.
Y : No faults or problems, or complaints?
X : No, not really, none that I can think of.
Y : Good, marvellous. Ok, goodbye then.
X : Bye.
Phone down, X leaves the stage at Stage L.